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How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

Your education experience, talent intelligence, and financial situations don't matter. The important thing is the direction in which you focus your unique, powerful, creative mind. - Marc Allen

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey

Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality. - Nikola Tesla


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