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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's, must be beautiful – there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics. - Godfrey Hardy

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

I knew that I was learning one of the most important lessons of my life: that instead of waiting for the perfect opportunity, I should work toward a realization that every opportunity is perfect. - Suzan-Lori Parks

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether this happens at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps on learning not only remains young, but becomes constantly more valuable regardless of physical capacity. - Harvey Ullman


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