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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

What's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same? - Huckleberry Finn

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

The fact is there are few more popular subjects than mathematics. Most people have some appreciation of mathematics, just as most people can enjoy a pleasant tune. - Godfrey Hardy

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones

You can only learn so much from books. You can only learn so much from education. Ultimately, it is the wisdom of God that will carry you through in the toughest situations of life. - Ravi Zacharias

Companies are learning that it's much better to offer customers a place to give direct feedback at their virtual doorstep than to ignore complaints and let them crop up everywhere. - Dan Solomon

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality. - Nikola Tesla


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