School Speed Limit

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back. - Robin Williams

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno