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School Speed Limit

How to slow down drivers in school zones

School Speed Limit thanks to Frank Farmere

Slowing down to calculate the math question sign

For slow drivers, the Square Root of 677 is 26.01922

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Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's, must be beautiful – there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics. - Godfrey Hardy

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall

In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey


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