QuotaBillsWelcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi
Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst
I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. - Ambrose Bierce
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse
Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost
To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell
Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle
Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. - Steven Wright
I advise my students to listen carefully the moment they decide to take no more mathematics courses. They might be able to hear the sound of closing doors. - James Caballero
Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain,
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning.
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain,
Gives genius a better discerning. - Oliver Goldsmith
By learning to contact, listen to, and act on our intuition, we can directly connect to the higher power of the universe and allow it to become our guiding force. - Shakti Gawain
Your education experience, talent intelligence, and financial situations don't matter. The important thing is the direction in which you focus your unique, powerful, creative mind. - Marc Allen
Mathematics would certainly have not come into existence if one had known from the beginning that there was in nature no exactly straight line, no actual circle, no absolute magnitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche