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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How many bugs will you eat this year?

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

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I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

When a person slaps you on the back, he may be trying to help you swallow something. - Amish Saying

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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