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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Well, you can always be a clown. - Chantal Blanchard

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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