Science World

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

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Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides