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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Science World thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Pro Bozo Publico: Support your local clown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? - Goodfellas

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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