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Scientific Driving Test

Men vs. Women drivers

Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

You can't argue with scientific proof!

Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. - Epictetus

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson


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