Scientific Driving Test

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Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

Stewardship is what a man does after he says, 'I believe.' - WH Greeveries

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

The rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened. - John F Kennedy

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten