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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb
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The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb
The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb
Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard
Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din
A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb
The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine. - George Bernard Shaw
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand
In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand
When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. - Niccolo Machiavelli
It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities. - Eric Hoffer
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain
A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle
“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin
I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall
Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis
Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer