Scientific Driving Test
Men vs. Women drivers
You can't argue with scientific proof!
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QuotaBillsGreat hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller
Man must be invented each day. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
A man-of-war is the best ambassador. - Oliver Cromwell
To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles
Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer
He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown
An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. - John Adams
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb
Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown
Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown
Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard
To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow
Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau
He is a man of sense who does not grieve for what he has not, but rejoices in what he has. - Epictetus
No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen
By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx
She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson
The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com