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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Every man believes he has a greater possibility. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine. - George Bernard Shaw

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities. - Eric Hoffer

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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