Scientific Driving Test

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. - Sam Rayburn

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville