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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Man must be invented each day. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A man-of-war is the best ambassador. - Oliver Cromwell

To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. - John Adams

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

He is a man of sense who does not grieve for what he has not, but rejoices in what he has. - Epictetus

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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