Scientific Driving Test

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez