Scientific Driving Test

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. - Laurence J Peter

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland