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Scientific Driving Test

Men vs. Women drivers

Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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Scientific Driving Test thanks to Mike King

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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. - Albert Schweitzer

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

A man should not so much respect what he eats as with whom he eats. - Michel de Montaigne

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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