Scottish Knitware

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy