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Scottish Weather Forecast

Why clans huddle together in the Scottish Highlands

Scottish Weather Forecast thanks to Keith Blake

The weather looks quite stable in Scotland these days

Predicting weather in Europe - using Scotland as a good example

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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