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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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