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Sea Girl

Blending in with the tide

Sea Girl thanks to Keith Blake

Taking a camouflage stroll down the beach

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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