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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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