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Security Glass

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Security Glass thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

We see through a glass darkly because all we want is to be comfortable. - Ravi Zacharias

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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