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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider. - Robert Frost

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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