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A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

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Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. - William James

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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