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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Dignity is the quality that enables a man who says nothing and knows nothing, to command a great deal of respect. - John Raper

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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