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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. - William James

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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