Pub brewery with all the extras for a long drink ... Customers spend hours at this Irish pub
QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown