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Shadow Junk Art thanks to Barry McCartney

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison


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