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Shark Week Theme Song

Closing out Shark Week with a final catch of the week

Shark Week Theme Song thanks to Brad Kemph

Online sheet music with underwater lyrics

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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

I've learned my song, and I sing it. - Bob Barker

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell


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