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Shark Week Theme Song

Closing out Shark Week with a final catch of the week

Shark Week Theme Song thanks to Brad Kemph

Online sheet music with underwater lyrics

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Without a song, each day would be a century. - Mahalia Jackson

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

A song will outlive all sermons in the memory. - Henry Giles

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker


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