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Shark Week Theme Song

Closing out Shark Week with a final catch of the week

Shark Week Theme Song thanks to Brad Kemph

Online sheet music with underwater lyrics

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Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Without a song, each day would be a century. - Mahalia Jackson

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa


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