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Shark Week Theme Song

Closing out Shark Week with a final catch of the week

Shark Week Theme Song thanks to Brad Kemph

Online sheet music with underwater lyrics

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Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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