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Sharkalanche

Better than JAWS - a runaway box office hit

Sharkalanche thanks to Bob Gill

Frozen water, sound science shark movie

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Filmdom: A bad movie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Stanislaw Lec

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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