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Sharkalanche

Better than JAWS - a runaway box office hit

Sharkalanche thanks to Bob Gill

Frozen water, sound science shark movie

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Filmdom: A bad movie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Megaflop: The worst movie you ever saw - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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