#1 humor site on the 'net

Sharkalanche

Better than JAWS - a runaway box office hit

Sharkalanche thanks to Bob Gill

Frozen water, sound science shark movie

QuotaBills
Filmdom: A bad movie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Stanislaw Lec

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


Road Hugging Tire

Shakespeare Pens

Dog Walking - Remotely

Found It!

If I Should Wake Before I Die

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Nobody Notices

Redneck Stick Family

Lane Closure

Holding On To The Moon

South Carolina Scenery

Young Mechanic

Scary Cold

Redneck Street Fishing

I Found A Bear Cub!

Flippin'

Without 'Me' It's Just 'Aweso'

Lard Family

Tip Discount

I'll Be Right There

Dog Download

Computer SuperUser - a.k.a. 'Root' Hacker

Russian BiteLifter

Paper Jam or Mouse Jam?