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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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