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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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