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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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