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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

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Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey


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