Sheepish Grin

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller