Sheepish Grin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay