Sheepish Grin

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey