Sheepish Grin

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull