Sheepish Grin

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama