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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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