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Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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