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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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