Shipley Donut Pants

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost