Shopping With Grandma
Why the kids could hardly keep up with Grandma
Attention K-Mart shoppers: sale special on Aisle 2!
Once the new clothes were worn in, she got a used clothing discount
QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading, but becoming more concentrated. - Paulette Alden
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda