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Sidewalk Jammies

Lookin' this good wears you out

Sidewalk Jammies thanks to Keith Blake

Ledasha was prepared for the girls' slumber party

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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