Sidewalk Jammies

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie