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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie