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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

If you rest, you rust. - Helen Hayes

It is no disgrace to rest a bit. - Gene Fowler

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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