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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities. - Benjamin Franklin

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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