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Skateboard Rest

After a hard day of skateboarding

Skateboard Rest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swinging for the stars

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If you rest, you rust. - Helen Hayes

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest comes. - Diana Vreeland

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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