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Skywalking

Extreme sports for hikers and campers

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking in the Alps

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking at Mt. Nimbus, Canada

Combining safety with height fright
'A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.' - Steven Wright
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I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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