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Skywalking

Extreme sports for hikers and campers

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking in the Alps

Skywalking thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Skywalking at Mt. Nimbus, Canada

Combining safety with height fright
'A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.' - Steven Wright

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran


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