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Sleep Driving

Resting on the road, behind the scenes

Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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