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Sleep Driving

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Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man is never old until his regrets outnumber his dreams. - Amish Saying

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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