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Sleep Driving

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Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

There is no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. - Mark Twain

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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