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Sleep Driving

Resting on the road, behind the scenes

Sleep Driving thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motorcyclist tagging along for a free ride

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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