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En-suite luxury is only a sleep away

Sleep With Us thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you'e wanted in South Africa

Luxury ensuite bathrooms in South Africa come in all sizes and styles. From luxurious and grand, to modern and functional, these personal spaces are coordinated to the principal bedroom. Want to sleep here? I guest so!
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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

People are either born hosts or born guests. - Max Beerbohm

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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