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En-suite luxury is only a sleep away

Sleep With Us thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you'e wanted in South Africa

Luxury ensuite bathrooms in South Africa come in all sizes and styles. From luxurious and grand, to modern and functional, these personal spaces are coordinated to the principal bedroom. Want to sleep here? I guest so!

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Unwelcome guests are often most welcome when they are gone. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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