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En-suite luxury is only a sleep away

Sleep With Us thanks to Dave Loewen

A sign that you'e wanted in South Africa

Luxury ensuite bathrooms in South Africa come in all sizes and styles. From luxurious and grand, to modern and functional, these personal spaces are coordinated to the principal bedroom. Want to sleep here? I guest so!
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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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