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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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