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Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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