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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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