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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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