Sleeping Guests

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie