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Slide-n-Freeze

Picturesque snow run-off

Slide-n-Freeze thanks to Keith Blake

Bubba's house is now ready for ski jumping

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood


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