QuotaBillsPeace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith
Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb
There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen
Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern
While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku
It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx
We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost
Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath