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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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