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Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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