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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright


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