Smooth Peanut Butter
If you didn't have peanut allergies before, you will now
Where peanuts take a rest
QuotaBillsAsphalt: Rectum trouble. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll
Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
Jiffy: One metric ton of peanut butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now
Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez
Inbred: Best way to eat peanut butter and jelly - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard
The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston
He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi