Smooth Peanut Butter

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Smell is a long-distance sense, a way of stretching time and finding out in advance what lies ahead. - Lyall Watson

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi