Snake Circle
Gathering around one's common enemy
When choice means everything
Eliminating the element of surprise
QuotaBillsEven snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Cackle: The commercial announcement of a hen. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell