QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler
Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor