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Snow Roller

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Snow Roller thanks to Keith Blake

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A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer... - Archie Bunker

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher


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