Snowy Owl Substitute

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies