Social Media Explained

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel