Social Media Explained

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge