Social Media Explained

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx