Social Media Explained

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel