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Sorry, Rex

The real reason for the extinction of the dinosaurs

Sorry, Rex thanks to Keith Blake

Rejected from the list of Noah's Ark candidates

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She who hesitates is extinct. - Gerald Barzan

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - Unknown

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch


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