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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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