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Sound Advice

The rules of listening in your relationship

Sound Advice thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Secrets to a happy marriage

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Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune. - Noam Chomsky

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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