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The rules of listening in your relationship

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Secrets to a happy marriage

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Sound is our mind, silence is our being. - Osho

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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