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Sound Sleeper: Someone who snores - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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