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Souped Up Car

My buddy keeps telling me how souped up his car is

Souped Up Car thanks to Keith Blake

Bubba's high performance engine

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Worries go down better with soup. - Yiddish Proverb

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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