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Keeping a close eye on deep space information

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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