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Space Eye

Sp-eye satellite explores the galaxy

Space Eye thanks to Mel Hardman

Keeping a close eye on deep space information

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. - Clay Shirky

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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