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Keeping a close eye on deep space information

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Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. - Clay Shirky

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr


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