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Story of inspiration as lamb saved from drowning

Special Photo Story thanks to Roy Taylor

Out of the trying lamb, into the fire

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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