QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut
Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov
Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy