QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy