Speed Limit Warning
Some neighbourhoods enforce their own speed limit
Traffic enforcement in Texas
QuotaBillsA good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb
OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman
There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries
It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz
When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele
It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud