Spinning Jobs

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda