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Coffee: job stress management

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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