Spool Turkey
Talking turkey on the farm
Bubba likes to spruce up his backyard wire spools
QuotaBillsHatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor