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Spring Flowers

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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