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Spring Flowers

Planting a Happy Face garden

Spring Flowers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Early Spring floral arrangment to warm the heart

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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