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A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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