St. Patrick's Dog

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer