St. Patrick's Dog

I am very proud to be Irish. - Philip Treacy

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

The Danes and the Irish have a great simpatico. - Pierce Brosnan

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash