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St. Patrick's Dog

Some Irish dogs don't prefer Irish green

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The un-luck of the Irish

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Putting Green: Great oaths from little acorns grow. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

You think the Welsh are friendly, but the Irish are fabulous. - Bonnie Tyler

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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