St. Patrick's Dog
Some Irish dogs don't prefer Irish green
The un-luck of the Irish
QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell
I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles
I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole
The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath
I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown