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I do not get ideas; ideas get me. - Robertson Davies

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas. - Marie Curie

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The only sure way to avoid making mistakes is to have no new ideas. - Albert Einstein

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. - John Cage

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Be not astonished at new ideas; for it is well known to you that a thing does not therefore cease to be true because it is not accepted by many. - Spinoza

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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