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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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