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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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