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Stretch Line - Down To The Wire

The agony of de-feet

Stretch Line - Down To The Wire thanks to Barry McCartney

So close, but yet so far

Begin with the end in mind. - Stephen Covey

Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. - Joe Clark

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

There are many victories worse than a defeat. - George Eliot

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat. - Malcolm Forbes

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. - Unknown

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. - Martin H. Fischer

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

The only thing greater than a good loser is a humble winner. - Unknown

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

The most distinguishing feature of winners is their intensity of purpose. - Alymer Letterman

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

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