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Stretch Line - Down To The Wire

The agony of de-feet

Stretch Line - Down To The Wire thanks to Barry McCartney

So close, but yet so far

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He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat. - Malcolm Forbes

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The only thing greater than a good loser is a humble winner. - Unknown

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

The most distinguishing feature of winners is their intensity of purpose. - Alymer Letterman

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. - Ayn Rand

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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