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Stretch Line - Down To The Wire

The agony of de-feet

Stretch Line - Down To The Wire thanks to Barry McCartney

So close, but yet so far

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I hate a sore winner. - Oscar Levant

A winner never stops trying. - Tom Landry

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. - Winston Churchill

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

The only thing greater than a good loser is a humble winner. - Unknown

More people are ruined by victory, I imagine, than be defeat. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A physical therapist does some unbelievable stretching with me. - Brian O'Driscoll

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Winner: a runner who wins in spite of ninety nine excellent runners. - Sujit Lalwani

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

Only a loser thinks of failures. A winner looks upon them as temporary setbacks. - Dave Mani

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end. - Abraham Lincoln

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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