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How to tell the difference between canned food types

Strong Stuff thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Healthy cans rise to the top of the food chain

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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