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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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