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How to tell the difference between canned food types

Strong Stuff thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Healthy cans rise to the top of the food chain

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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