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How to tell the difference between canned food types

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Healthy cans rise to the top of the food chain

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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