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How to tell the difference between canned food types

Strong Stuff thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Healthy cans rise to the top of the food chain

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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