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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster. - Jonathan Swift

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? - Matthew 16:26

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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