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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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A gentle man and a gentleman. - Jack Dempsey

A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. - Richard M Nixon

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

A forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note, torn in two and burned up, so that it can never be shown against the man. - Henry Ward Beecher

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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