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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

If a man has done his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. - Herman Melville

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened. - Mark Twain

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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