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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

What a man needs to get ahead is a powerful enemy. - Wendell Wilkie

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - Ogden Nash

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else. - Jean De Gondi

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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