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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid. - Jean Anouilh

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

That man's silence is wonderful to listen to. - Thomas Hardy

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

A man like me troubles himself little about the lives of a million men. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

A man who wants to do something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse. - Stephen Dolley Jr.

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

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