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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man is what he reads. - Joseph Brodsky

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

You make me want to be a better man. - Jack Nicholson

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - Ogden Nash

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus. - Bruce Lee

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man's determination. - Tommy Lasorda

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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