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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

You make me want to be a better man. - Jack Nicholson

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi. - Verdi

A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

Trustworthy: What you call a handcuffed man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

If a man has done his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a man. - Saint John Chrysostom

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's. - William Blake

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Man can make great strides scientifically and technologically without advancing an inch spiritually, morally or ethically. - Tony Cooke

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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