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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

I've never seen a man so low and depaved. - Archie Bunker

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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