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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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