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Super Bowl XLVI Security

Unseen security at the previous Super Bowl - snipers take aim at football fans

Super Bowl XLVI Security thanks to Marian Renstrom

The New York Giants and New England Patriots weren't the only thing viewed that day

Super Bowl XLVI Security thanks to Marian Renstrom

Super Bowl XLVI Security thanks to Marian Renstrom

Super Bowl XLVI Security thanks to Marian Renstrom

Super Bowl XLVI was played on February 5, 2012, at Lucas Oil Stadium in
Indianapolis, the first time that the Super Bowl was played in the state of Indiana

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There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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