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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson


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