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Ethics change with technology. - Larry Niven

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

When things change inside you, things change around you. - Unknown

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary. - Ernest Hemingway

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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