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Super-Hero Changing Station

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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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