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Super Size Mosquito

Solving the mosquito invasion before it happens

Super-sized mosquitoes, as big as quarters, which can bite through clothing are headed to Florida in large numbers this summer
Super Size Mosquito thanks to Keith Blake

The Problem

Super Size Mosquito thanks to Keith Blake

The Solution

Better than mosquito repellent and totally removing the problem

QuotaBills
Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jubliant: Triumphant insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germ: A little bug with influence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield. - Price Cobb

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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