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Super Size Mosquito

Solving the mosquito invasion before it happens

Super-sized mosquitoes, as big as quarters, which can bite through clothing are headed to Florida in large numbers this summer
Super Size Mosquito thanks to Keith Blake

The Problem

Super Size Mosquito thanks to Keith Blake

The Solution

Better than mosquito repellent and totally removing the problem

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Truant: An honest insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Vigilant: Insect watchman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quadrant: Four-sided insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jubliant: Triumphant insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Becalm: An insect on Ritalin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adamant: The very first insect - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germ: A little bug with influence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rustic: Blood sucking insect which oxidizes iron - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tolerant: An insect that stands above the others - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ten Ants: The number of insects required to make a landlord - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug. - Mark Knopfler

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield. - Price Cobb

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

Observant: What a biology teacher tells you to do when out looking for bugs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll


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